Years ago, the Tonopah High School football team suffered an upset loss at the hands of Laughlin High. When Laughlin came up on the schedule the next year, Tonopah's coach and players decided they wanted to wear black jerseys to fire up the team to avenge the previous year's loss. Enter Sharron Angle. She spearheaded a group objecting to the coach's plan, not because they wanted to put the loss to Laughlin behind them, but because she claimed that jerseys in the color black were Satanic. Sharron Angle, of course, is free to take an anti-black-jersey stance. And, frankly, this baffling position pales in comparison to her stances on Social Security (against it) or bringing nuclear waste to Nevada (for it). But the T-shirt speaks for itself. Get yours today!